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heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I...
apatheticghost: today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
evvvvvy: hipsterloli: Here´s a representation of how homophobes think their lifes will be affected if marriage equality is achieved Where the fuck did that gif even come from.
calliotp: calliotp: do you think shakira has shakirity guards f you all im hilarious
stargazingwithyou: midnightonthesunrise: 0bservingth3s3—-sk3l3t0ns: vayansealamierda: fuckyeah-natalia: c0caino: Dog cries on grave for its’ owner omg, why my dog doesn’t love me like that? :( estoy llorando carajo Dx no. Actually, crying. Excuse me while I go hug my dogs
pavlovs-schrodinger: pavlovs-schrodinger: when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad” i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication screw you guys
h3yimjenna: h0llow3yes: Okay guys I am doing a tumblr project where I write your URL on a sticky note and shove it up my ass. reblog if you want that. The amount of people that reblogged this xD
swiftingthrough: cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
remember-the-rainbow: sleepingwithsharma: 4 million and counting 5 million This should get to 10 million, come on people. Always reblog when it comes up on my dash. 12 million! Disney can’t say no! ~chants~ do it! do it! do it!
When i found out Canada banned members of the...
jensenlocked: satanslust13: funny-town: canada keeps getting better and better if we just gave canada control of the whole world we could achieve world peace
What happens when you give 4chan images of the...
nanquamdormio: maxlibertarios: basedheisenberg: They might actually find the guys responsible. Post Bombing: Pictures dug up from the same spot as the blast: Posted on Al jazeera: Censor the Internet, and lose the world. goddammit yes
blakeliversage: sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you